Planning a Round-the-World Trip – Book Excerpt #2

I have a healthy distrust for anything on the Internet. It’s one of the reasons I have snopes.com bookmarked. It’s also one of the reasons I have a Mac. I have been sent every warning, every fake Andy Rooney transcript, and every offer of a magical coupon that will suddenly appear on my screen if I just forward an email to ten other people. So as I mentioned, I tend to research. And research. And research.

It’s amazing how if you do enough travel research, you’ll eventually find the right deal, while knowingly tossing the ones that seem too good to be true. They are. (Word of advice: If there is a free trip to Hawaii involved, run!)

Yes, it is true that they say time is money, and you’ll spend a lot of time researching. But really, there are worse things you can do with your time than looking to see if visiting Hong Kong before Bangkok would be cheaper and have better flight times than the other way around. Trust me, you will receive no pity from anyone over this conundrum.

Good Ol’ St. Augustine – Book Excerpt 1

Excerpt 1 from “The Ensuite Life.” Travel can mean many things to many people, something that hasn’t changed over the centuries. Given that St. Augustine was born in the year AD 354, I’m thinking travel by horseback was a bit more arduous than travel today. At least he didn’t have to deal with a TSA pat down.

Then again, the world was flat back in his day, so people probably didn’t want to venture as far, lest they fall off the edge. Can you imagine traveling the world with a tour guide who happened to also be a saint? If that’s not a way to get to the head of the line for entry into the world’s great churches, nothing is. And nothing beats getting to the head of a line of tourists.

Excerpt from “The Ensuite Life: Traveling the World and Avoiding the Toilet at the End of the Hall

 

 
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